I am woman, here me ROAR!
Cover your eyes, folks. I am NOT in a good mood.
1 mmph *shutting mouth*
2 Why *mumble*
3 me? *grumble*
4 Shoot
5 *covering my mouth with my hand*
6 Darn it.
7 *shaking fist in the air*
8 Fudge!
9 *stomping foot on ground*
10 Aw, shit, here it comes...
*SSHOLEPINCHECABRONF*CKING*SSHOLEBUTTLICKER
SONOFAB*TCHSH*THEAD*SSWIPEB*TCHPUTAF*CKERMIERDA
*throwing a very loud temper-tantrum*
I GIVE THE FUCK UP!
*quieting down*
I give up.
*stomping away, defeated and angry, wiping tears from my eyes*
~~~~~
Please feel free to add words to match the mood. No, really, I encourage it - I won't be offended - I promise. Besides, my cussing vocabulary is a bit lacking, as y'all can tell. Oh, and correct my Spanish if you need to. Hell, while you're at it, add some more curse words in different languages, even if they're wrong - I won't know the difference
(Note that, while I am obviously pissed at somebody (duh!), I am not cussing that person out, I am merely (ha!) letting out my rage and this is how I am choosing to do it.)
2 comments:
you know, i used to do a game with my friends where we would try to best each other with curses toward one another... whomever came up with the last curse without repeating won, my favorites:
strumpet, trollop, fur-lined mixing bowl, ho-bag, bottomdweller, biotch
i'm a little rusty with the game, but you get the idea.
T and I do the same thing. It almost always involves the words, tart, tramp, and hussy!
Post a Comment