I smell like...dirt?

So I've discovered that I like the smell of dirt/earth, better known as patchouli. In my own defense, though, I like the smell of it after, like, 9 hours. This disturbs me because I ALWAYS make fun of people who wear it - especially the people who smell like they bathe in it. I mean, gross - they smell like they rolled around in a mud pit.

Tara, too, is disgusted and appalled at my new-found smell. Even more so because I HATE wearing any scented stuff/perfume (I call it smelly stuff). So, the time that I decide I like a smell, it has to be dirt! Although, she smelled it on me several hours after I had put it on and she liked it as well (it's a secret, though, don't tell).

But alas, I like the smell now, too. How to have that lovely "9 hours later" smell immediately?

Sunshine